Dragon Ball X Chapter 10

Dragon Ball X Chapter 10- The Summer Fundraiser

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ONE WEEK AFTER THE DEATH OF VILE

It started off as an ordinary day for Zero. He peacefully sat in his room watching TV. Until he heard something. "SON ZERO!" he heard his mother, Valese, scream angrily.
"Oh crap," he thought. His mother only used his full name when she was extremely angry. He got up and walked to the living room. When he got there, he saw his mother standing in the middle of the room with her arms crossed and an angry look on her face. In one of her hands there was a sheet of paper. He also saw his father, Goten, on the couch with a worried look on his face. Truthfully, Valese could be just as scary as Chi Chi sometimes. "What's wrong mother?" asked Zero.
"When were you gonna show me this!?"
"Show you what?"
"I was going through your backpack to see if there was anything you forgot to show us once school ended for summer vacation, and I found this!" She handed her son the sheet of paper she had in her hands.
Zero looked at it. It was a flyer for the summer fund raising event. Each student must go door to door trying to sell people a certain type of product. The product was chocolate. This event was optional, but it gives you a crap load of extra credit. At the end, all the money you raise is given to the school. It had recently been created last school year. Valese wasn't as strict with Zero's grades as Chi Chi was with Gohan's when he was a kid, but she still wanted him to get as much credit as possible. Although Zero didn't want to do it, he knew he wouldn't really have a choice. Which was the main reason he kept it in his backpack this whole time. "Oh come on, mother! I don't want to do it!"
"You're doing it and you're getting that extra credit whether you like it or not! I've already called the delivery company and ordered the chocolates."
"What!? How long ago!?"
"Right before you came in."
Zero sighed with relief. Things usually take a lot of time to be delivered, so he would have some time to think of a way to convince his mother to not make him do this. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. "Hello?" a voice asked from outside. "Anyone home? I have the chocolates you ordered."
"...You've got to be freaking kidding me," said Zero. His mother opened up the door, and there was a man with at least 268 giant boxes of chocolates. "Are you goddam serious!? How am I supposed to sell all that!?"
"You can get help from someone," Valese suggested.
'Hmm...' thought Zero. 'Who do I know that's idiotic enough to help me sell all of these?' Suddenly, he got an idea. He smirked, and said "Lightbulb."

MEANWHILE, IN WEST CITY

After half an hour of searching, Koozan, who was now wearing a red gi with a black undershirt, finally found an open area for his new house. Up until now, he had been living at Goku's house. However, yesterday when he met Bulma, she gave him a capsule. She said that inside it there was an entire house, but she never told him how to activate it. Koozan liked the idea of having his own house, so today he went to West City to find a good spot for his house. He took out the capsule, and tried to figure out how it worked. He noticed the button on the top, and pressed it, but didn't throw it. "So what do I do now? Do I just wait for something to happen, or-?" Suddenly, a large cloud of white smoke appeared around him. He fell down. For some reason he couldn't move one of his hands and it hurt really badly. When the smoke cleared, Koozan saw that there was a house in front of him, and his right hand, the hand he was holding the capsule with, was under it. He screamed in pain. He kept pulling on his arm, trying to remove his hand, but it wouldn't move an inch.
At that moment, Zero used instant transmission to teleport directly to Koozan. He looked at his best friend. He was silent for a few moments, and then started laughing hysterically. "Oh my god, that's priceless!"
Koozan looked back at Zero and growled. Finally, with one last yank on his arm, his hand was free. "Goddamn it! It's broken now! What do you want, Zero?"
"What? Oh right, I almost forgot the reason I came here. I came to ask if you can do a favor for me."
Koozan sighed. "What's the favor?"
"Well, my mom is making me do some kind of fundraiser. What I have to do is sell a bunch of boxes of chocolate, and I was wondering if you would like to help."
"Uh, I was actually gonna check out my new house..."
"Oh, you mean the one that crushed your hand?"
"Shut up. What makes you think I would help you with something like that?"
"...I've got a senzu bean for your broken hand if you help me."
Koozan sighed. "Fine, whatever, I'll do it."
"You promise?"
"Yes."
"Good. Catch!" Zero threw the senzu bean at his friend. Koozan caught it with his other hand, and ate it. His right hand was suddenly healed. "So, when do we start this fundraiser?"

ONE HOUR LATER

Koozan sighed. "I can't believe you dragged me into this," he told Zero.
The ten year old looked at the teenager. Each of the boys had giant suitcases in their hands. Koozan assumed they were filled with chocolate bars, while they were actually filled with capsules containing boxes of chocolate. Zero knew they were, but after the incident with Koozan and the house capsule earlier, he didn't dare say anything. He rolled his eyes. "Come on how bad can it be?"
They walked up to the capsule corporation building. Zero rang the doorbell. Not even ten seconds after that Vegeta opened the door. He looked at the two angrily. "Get the hell off my property," he said right before he slammed the door shut.
"Uh... Ok! Onto the next house!"

ONE MINUTE LATER

The two arrived at Trunks's house. Zero did the same as he did at capsule corp: rang the doorbell and waited. A few seconds later, a ten year old girl opened the door. "Hello. I'm Trunks's daughter, Page," she said. "Who are you?"
As soon as Zero saw her face, his jaw dropped, his eyes widened, he couldn't move and couldn't speak. Koozan saw this and said, "Dude, whats wrong with you?" Then, he realized what it was and smirked.
"Uh... Is he having a stroke?"
"Oh, it's a possibility." Koozan then remembered the reason he came here in the first place. "We're selling chocolate. Would you like to buy..." His voice trailed off when he saw Vegeta standing behind Page. "...Oh come on! How the hell did you get here!?"
Vegeta looked at him for a couple moments, and then slammed the door in his face. Again.
Zero snapped back to reality. "W-what happened?" he asked.
"I'll tell you what happened. We're even now," said Koozan.
"The hell are you talking about?"
"I know you have a crush on Trunks's daughter."
"W-what makes you think that!?"
"Well, as soon as you saw her, your jaw dropped, your eyes widened, you couldn't move nor could you speak."
"You'd better not tell anyone!"
"I won't... Unless I have to."
"What do you mean?"
"You already know that I have a crush on Pan, so if you tell anyone that, I'll tell everyone your secret."
Zero sighed. "Fine, but we still have to finish this fundraiser."
"Ok. Now, let's think. Who do we know who loves chocolate more than anything else in the world?"
"Hmm... Oh yeah! Why didn't I think of this before!?"
"Wait, you know someone?"
Zero grabbed Koozan's arm and used instant transmission to teleport to a certain pink ally of his. As soon as he teleported to him, Majin Buu turned around, looked at them, and said "Huh?"
"Hey Buu," said Zero. "Would you like to buy some..." He made a dramatic pause, and said "Chocolates?" as if it were the meaning of life.
"Chocolate!?"
"Yes. If you want them, go get Mr. Satan."
Faster than the blink of an eye, the majin ran off to get his best friend. About five seconds later he ran back to Koozan and Zero with Hercule. "Buu, what happened? Why did you bring me..." He stopped talking once he noticed Koozan and Zero looking at him. Mr. Satan recognized Zero, but not Koozan. "Zero, why are you here? And who's your friend?"
"Zero say he give Buu chocolate!" said Majin Buu happily.
"Uh...Ok. Why did you need me for this?"
"I think you know," said Zero. "We're gonna need money."
Hercule sighed. "Fine." He wrote them a check, and after he gave it to Zero, Koozan and Zero gave him the two suitcases.
"Those are actually capsules containing boxes of chocolate, so remember to activate the capsules first, Buu!" yelled Zero.
"Ok, Buu do!" the majin said gleefully.
As the two saiyans walked out, Koozan looked at his best friend and said, "Why the hell didn't we just come here first?"

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